Turkey

From the "Discover the Republic of Turkey" Web site:

EVERYBODY KNOWS TURKEY IS ONE BIG SHITHOLE.
by ROSTAM (no login)
THE QUESTION IS WHAT YOU DO WITH A SHITHOLE. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. YOU SHIT AND PISS, YOUR NEIGHBORS AND YOUR ANIMALS SHIT AND PISS. THEN YOU COLLECT ALL THE SHIT IN THE WORLD AND THROW THEM INTO SHITHOLE CALLED TURKEY. THEN YOU LET THE LITTLE GERMS IN THE SHITHOLE CALLED TURKS EAT ALL THE SHIT AND MAKE FERTILIZER. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO USE TURKIYE[sic].

My thoughts exactly.